Silly Sausage Greeting Cards

This cool otter card captures the ultimate "don't mess with me" vibe, featuring an otter rocking a sleek jean jacket and a pair of aviator sunglass...

This adorable hippo card humorously captures that all-too-relatable moment when you receive a compliment on your outfit after indulging in a big me...

This card showcases a grumpy cat delivering an unforgettable expression of frustration. The cat's attitude is summed up perfectly with the quote, "...

This card captures the mood perfectly with a penguin studying a map, unable to locate the "fucks" he's supposed to give. A hilarious and irreverent...

This card celebrates the delightful wordplay of "anne-iversary," perfect for someone special named Anne. With a humorous and heartwarming design, t...

This card delivers a humorous play on the classic phrase "Happy Birthday" by cleverly replacing it with "Happy Bert-day." It's a witty way to make ...

This card is a delightful pun that plays on the words "Have a gouda birthday." Featuring Brian, who humorously hopes he's not coming across "too ch...

This card raises a literal "toast" in a hilariously unexpected way. Perfect for congratulating someone, whether they've achieved something big or s...