Silly Sausage Greeting Cards

Who said ducks can’t be cool? This quirky and humorous card features a confident duck showing off its skateboarding skills with the cheeky phrase, ...

Who needs a knight when you’ve got dragon-sized confidence? This fierce and fabulous card is perfect for anyone who knows how to take charge withou...

Celebrate a "faboolous" birthday with this spook-tacular card! Featuring an adorable ghost at a festive party scene, this charming card is perfect ...

Turn up the heat on storytelling with this "Cool story bro, needs more fire-breathing goats" card! Featuring a hilariously over-the-top goat belchi...

Meet the most charming and magical creature in town—a cat with butterfly wings! This delightful card is perfect for those who know exactly what the...

If you're a fan of all things amphibious and adorable, this card is for you! Featuring a charming illustration of a wide-eyed, happy frog sitting a...

Blank inside 127mm x 178mm (UK small letter size) Kraft envelope & Compostable bag Printed in the UK

This card perfectly captures that blend of dark humour and laid-back vibes, featuring a skeleton sipping a hot drink with the caption "Mentally Ill...

For anyone who's tried their best but somehow still manages to wilt even the hardiest of plants, this card brings humour to the struggle. Featuring...

This quirky and hilarious card captures the chaotic energy of a cat who may have just made a birthday "mistake." Perfect for the cat-loving friend ...

This humorous retirement card delivers a playful, cheeky twist on the joys of retirement. Featuring a skeleton dressed in a tropical hula outfit, i...

This card features a super-relaxed capybara chilling in a tub, radiating calmness with the phrase "Too blessed to be stressed." It's perfect for so...

This card delivers a whimsical message of perseverance with a quirky twist. Featuring a wizard cruising on a skateboard, the text reads "Stressed, ...

This card is a humorous ode to plant lovers with an ironic twist. Featuring a skeleton relaxing among a jungle of potted plants, the text reads "Wh...

This humorous card captures the relatable feeling of wanting to escape the workday grind, with a man sitting in a cardboard box, hoping to be taken...

This card speaks to the essence of adulthood: gaining the freedom to choose your bedtime but realizing you'd rather hit the hay early! With its dry...

This card captures that universal, slightly terrifying moment when you suddenly realize you’re the one in charge now. It's a humorous take on the r...

This card perfectly captures the sudden shift from youthful abandon to the very real joys of adulthood—like Googling air fryer recipes. It’s a hila...

This card humorously captures the all-too-relatable feeling of moving a bit slower with age — or at least feeling like it. With its witty and self-...

This card delivers a cheeky take on aging with a playful twist. Comparing someone's age to milk that might need a quick sniff to check freshness, i...

This card takes a darkly humorous spin on the classic saying about muscles used to frown, with a twist that adds a sniper rifle reference for a bit...

This card plays on the literal interpretation of a spin class, offering a lighthearted joke about misunderstanding fitness terms. It’s perfect for ...

This adventurous raccoon pirate is ready to sail the high seas in style! Dressed in a full pirate regalia, from his tricorn hat to his rugged jacke...

This cosmic kitty card features a feline wizard floating amidst the stars, casting spells with paws outstretched as the universe swirls around them...