Silly Sausage Greeting Cards

When your finances are down and out, this adorable accountant is here to break the news—with a side of cuteness! Featuring a serious-looking dachsh...

Delivering the news with a dash of feline sass, this card features a serious office cat breaking it to you in the most adorable way. Perfect for ca...

This card captures the perfect blend of optimism... with a dash of reality! For those who love a bit of dark humor and can appreciate a witty dose ...

This card flips the script on traditional motivational quotes with a clever, edgy twist. Perfect for someone with a rebellious streak and a sense o...

Blank inside 127mm x 178mm (UK small letter size) Kraft envelope & Compostable bag Printed in the UK

For those days when nothing seems to go right and people are just... well, dumb, this card says what we're all thinking! With its minimalist design...

This card is a reminder that beautiful things can grow from the toughest situations! With its simple and elegant design, paired with a cheeky messa...

Celebrate your friend's new home in the most hilarious way possible—with the promise of crashing on their couch and raiding their fridge! This card...

Nothing says 'congratulations on your new home' like a looming Godzilla! This card adds a playful twist to housewarming wishes, reminding your frie...

When you want to offer congratulations but don’t want to get too specific, this card has you covered! Featuring a well-dressed frog giving a thumbs...

What better way to celebrate a new home than by making use of the most important room—the bathroom! This hilarious card is perfect for congratulati...

What better way to celebrate a new home than with a dinosaur-sized congratulations? This card brings a playful roar of excitement, perfect for any ...

Channel your inner superhero and take on the world with unstoppable confidence! This card is perfect for encouraging someone to be bold, daring, an...

When you want to give someone a bit of encouragement, but with a healthy dose of sarcasm, this card says it perfectly. With a dreamy landscape and ...

For those moments when optimism just isn’t cutting it, this card offers a brutally honest (and slightly funny) take on life’s challenges. Whether i...

For those moments when the daily grind feels like a never-ending uphill battle, this card delivers a healthy dose of dark humor. Perfect for friend...

For those who’ve mastered the art of not caring, this card captures the serene freedom of truly letting go. Whether it's a reminder to chill or a c...

For those days when life just doesn’t go as planned, this card embraces the messy reality with humor. Whether you want to commiserate with a friend...

Sometimes the best jokes are the ones we tell on ourselves. This card delivers a dose of self-deprecating humor for anyone who could use a reminder...

For those who know that road trips are just an excuse to indulge in all the snacks! This card is perfect for anyone who loves the journey (and the ...

For those days when nothing makes sense, and you feel like the wrong utensil for the job. This card is perfect for a friend who needs a laugh or as...

When life throws one too many ‘mindfulness’ platitudes your way, here’s a sarcastic take to bring some humor into those overused quotes. Perfect fo...

Step into a mystical world with this charming card featuring an adorable, yet formidable frog wizard standing in a glowing enchanted forest. Perfec...

Celebrate their birthday with this dapper otter, looking ready for a grand celebration! Dressed in a top hat and coat, the otter delivers a charmin...